Bollyworld4u: May 2008

Jimmy

By Subhash K JhaStaring Mimoh Chakbraborty, Vivana, Zulfi SyedDirected by Raj N SippyRating: *

"Do you think I'm a rejected man?" the villain asks repeatedly after his true intentions are exposed at the end of this tediously-assembled pastiche of the crude bad and the ugly.Don't know about the poor battered psycho who controrts his face like his pants were just bitten off by a colony of ants. But this film sure looks like a collage of rejected footage from a series of canned films that filmmakers made and forgot to go back to.The characters don't talk in Jimmy, they scream dialogues which we thought had died with Pramod Chakravrty. And matching their screechy decibel of dialogue is the sound of cars skidding screeching and groaning in and out of the frames with the misinformed celerity of a noisy baraat which has lost its way to the bride's home.Dulhan ache rot ki? You bet! Jimmy takes us into the kingdom of the dangerously damned. And none as damned as the audience which sits to the end to watch Mithun-da's boy dance on glass, in a manner of slipping.Mimoh doesn't dance, he glides. He doesn't moonwalk, he trapezes through a field of corrupted corn planted by a screenwriter whose mind seems to have stopped working two decades ago.How else do we explain the crass and clamorous crowd of crippling clichés, like the over-painted weepy mother, the over-painted giggly girlfriend, her over-panting sui

tor, the hero's rich friend (Zulfi Zayed, in the think-less part), the gaggles of villains schemers screamers and good samaritans all crammed in one line of strained vision which recalls the worst moments of television from the time when Doordarshan ruled the roost. Mithun Chakraborty's son Mimoh gets a nightmare launch worthy of being canned for good. What were the people behind this film thinking when they decided to put together a film so tacky and tattered at the edges it makes a mockery of poor Mimoh's star aspirations.Director Raj N Sippy made some engaging wannabe-Hollywood flicks in the 1970s and 80s, all cleverly adapted from American films but never slipshod.Ironically Jimmy rips off Hindi films from the 1970s including Mithun-da's gyratory Jimmy-hijinks like Disco Dancer and the Bachchan starrer Majboor.All in vain. The plot is propelled by gallery of grotesque caricatures.This is cinema at its worst. Gimmicky and overblown with no hope for escape because you want to watch Mithun's boy trying to make his way out of this film with no exits.Only Rahul Dev seems to blessed with a twist of sobriety in a film that equates outdated mayhem with pavement delights.

Jannat

Cast: Emran Hashmi, Sonal Chauhan, Samir Kochar, Javed Shaikh, Vishal MalhotraDirector: Kunal DeshmukhRatings: ***

More, more, more...The motto of motorised materialism seems to have overtaken contemporary life. Everyone wants the good things in life in the shortest time possible. The acquisitive spirit has seldom been defined with such economy of storytelling as in "Jannat".Not surprisingly, a lot of Mahesh Bhatt's latest exposition on the excesses of materialism is shot in shopping malls, expensive restaurants and posh stadiums where money flows like unadulterated honey. And when our hero sees the love of his life staring at a diamond ring he walks into the showroom and breaks the display window.Get what you want by force and forget those homilies that papa preached at the dinner table about the virtues of honesty. "Honest money means hard work and little reward," says a wry character in "Jannat". He's obviously not read Ayn Rand.Sanjay Masoom's scathing dialogues scamper across the film's lush skyline to create a language of wannabes who would stop at nothing to get that new villa on the Gold Coast.Let's then applaud one more moral fable from Bhatt's sensible stable."Jannat" tells us to waste not, want 'nought'...By all means covet the zeroes on that pay cheque. But don't forget that if you run after the zeroes your life ends up in the zero zone.Forty years ago in Hrishikesh Mukherjee's "Satyakam" Dharmendra had refused to succumb to all the temptations of materialism that were strewn in his path to salvation. Lying dying of cancer, he's asked by his wife: "Finally what do you have to say about your life of integrity?""I've lived," Dharmendra says at the end of "Satyakam".Can Emran Hashmi (playing the small-time wheeler dealer who turns into a cricket match-fixer, criminal and moral transgressor) turn around before his gruesome death to say he has lived?Yes, Arjun (Emran) has loved. At heart "Jannat" is a dark tragic love story. While the girl's innocence and the man's corruptible countenance resembles "Kalyug", the whole dilemma of the beloved being instrumental in destroying the criminal hero echoes "Gangster".Both "Kalyug" and "Gangster" were superior in content and treatment.Debutant director Kunal Deshmukh cannot escape the clichés on existentialism that have come to surround Bhatt's cinema...the morally conflicted Shakespeare-meets-James Hadley Chase hero, the independent-minded strong and value-based heroine, the hero's trusted and loyal friend (Purab Kohli in "Woh Lamhe", Shaad Randhawa in "Awaarapan", and now Vishal Malhotra), the ideologue father whose principles are held up to ridicule until the hero discovers the hard way that dad's remedies are the best to deal with ethical ambivalence.These lingering leitmotifs get a renewed, if not luminous, life in every Bhatt production. But "Jannat" lacks the resonance and staying power of some of Bhatt's earlier films about crime and punishment from "Naam" to "Gangster".Cleverly and cautiously Deshmukh's film brings in the cricket element, which has audiences ignoring the pitfalls of rejuvenating Bhatt's age-old iconoclasm. The stock footage of real-life cricket matches are used well and sparingly in the plot. The stress, as ever in Bhatt's saga of our stressful times, is on the clashing colliding crisscross of human relationships. Emran's father's sequence in his son's luxurious bathroom where he comments on the basket of soaps is a whammer. But the wheeling dealing in the greenroom and clubs with cricketers of indeterminate nationality behaving like debauched goblins smacks of amteurishness. The murder of the Australian coach turns the Bob Woolmer scandal into a climactic add-on. May his soul rest in peace.But what stays is the protagonist's pas

sion for money as opposed to his love for Zoya (Sonal Chauhan). The end-game where the engagement ring is juxtaposed against the gun is arresting in more ways than one. While Emran interprets the over-reaching get-rich-quick schemer's part with a native cunning, one misses that suave and smooth transitions in the character that perhaps a Naseeruddin Shah or even a Shahid Kapoor would bring on the table.But Emran is charming enough to let the protagonist's journey from a chawl to Cape Town look interesting. He's constantly getting author-backed roles of the angst-ridden social outcast (a garage-sale version of Amitabh Bachchan) which he plays with a fair amount of sensitivity.Debutant Sonal has much more to do than be the decorative doll she seems equipped to be. She's the weakest link in the powerplay where the politics of the playing field is extended to an engrossing exposition of greed atonement.Some of the supporting cast, especially Jawed Shaikh as the cricketing don and Abhimanyu as his silent henchman, come to grips with their characters better than you would expect in a film that has scant space for anyone except the man who would be king.

Dhoom Dhadakka

Starring Sammir Dattani, Shama Sikandar, Shaad Randhawa, Arati Chabria, Anupam Khe, Satish Kaushik, Gulshan GroverRating: super-atrociousBy the time Sammir Dattani and Shaad Randhawa get into drag, this criminally unfunny comedy has dragged on way past 'bad'-time.Maybe it's in the air. Everyone uniformly hams through this acutely painful piece of cinematic travesty.There's so much screaming and ranting across the length and breadth of this outrageous ode to idiocy that you wonder if the producer-director intended to provide earplugs for all those bravehearts who would sit to the end of this slapdash hectic and haphazard comedy of terrors.No earplugs, what we get are shrill banshee ring-tones of risqué ragas sung at a ear-splitting pitch, and phallic jokes about not a single danda in the cellphone. Chee chee.If lately you've been wondering where the Bollywood comedy has been heading here's the answer.Comedies can't get any baser or brainless than Dhoom Dadakka. The gags make you gag. The items and innuendoes are embarrassing not because they TRY so hard to be vulgar but because they fail miserably to be sexy.Vulgarity in this comedy of disembodied context depends completely on how many of the characters are crammed in one line of vision in every scene. They all stand making faces and gesticulating as though trying to attract the lifeguard's attention from a sinking boat.The double meanings flow in unstoppered abundance mostly from the moist painted trembling lips of Deepshikha who keeps referring to the size of 'bada' things every time she spots a male member of the cast in her vicinity.Yup, as one character winks, size does matter.Dhoom Dadakka is a jumbo-sized non-event.Ha ha ho ho. Before you fall of your creaky bed in comic splendour, let's move on to the main 'coarse' in this pickled over-spiced thaali in a hotel that's probably named Romp Teri Giggle Maili.. The two guys, Sammir Dattani and Shaad Randhawa grimace and giggle, roll their eyes and suck in their cheeks to indicate lies buried too deep for jeers. Add two girls (Chabria and Sikandar) trying s

o hard to be glamorous it's pathetic, and you get a brew that's more eek than greek.The characterizations take the cult of one-upmanship down to the level of a nukkad nautanki, what with every actor getting lost in the confusion of their mistaken identities. In no time at all, the plot suffers from an identity crisis.Director Shashi Ranjan who earlier made us laugh with his supposedly serious study of marital stress in Dobara, doesn't know whether to indulge tongue-in-cheek comedy of the Hrishikesh Mukherjee variety (Ab ke sajan sawan mein aal lagey aisi filmon mein) or just do the out-and-out no -fools-stops comedy of the David Dhawan-Anees Bazmi variety.Eventually the confusions that dominate the plot overpower every sense of aesthetic decency. In the end-game where the entire cast runs around an amusement part looking for amusement, the two heroes get into drag to tease laughter out of an audience that's long since ceased to be entertained or amused and is down to feeling utterly embrassed on behalf of the cast and crew of this weird brew.In one chase sequence Shaad Randhawa pees copiously on a street of Bangkok.You get jailed for dirtying the streets of Bangkok. Alas, there are no laws for desecrating the rules of aesthetics in cinema.

Woodstock Villa

By Subhash K JhaStarring Sikandar Kher, Neha Uberoi, Arbaaz Khan, Gulshan GroverDirected by Hansal MehtaRating: ** ½One thing is for sure. The image of the leading lady in our cinema has changed beyond recognition.Barely months after watching Bipasha Bsau sleep her way to the Big O (opulence, not what you think) in Race, and weeks after Kareena Kapoor in Tashan showed us it's okay for nice small-town girl to covet that big villa in Vermont, we now have the ultra-confident semi-debutante Neha Uberoi (she has done a bit part in Dus Kahaniyan) who walks away from the mess she partly creates with a bagful of money.No she doesn't get away with it. And that's not because the screenwriters got cold feet in drawing that svelte line between Sati Savitri and Slutty Savitri.But only because the 'hero' (if we may call the glib-tongued amoral dude

from 'drown'-under a hero) turns out to be smarter shrewder and more ruthless than the lady who doesn't believe in glancing backwards.Woodstock Villa isn't a great work of art. It doesn't aspire to be. Its affectations in visuals, treatment, background score and characterization are so nakedly unsheathed and freed of the elements of realism that the posturing becomes a form of artlessness. The films has a specific look and style. Granite walls, rusted floors,screaming desires and smothered conscience…what would a Sanjay Gupta production be without these?Vikash Nowlakha Anshum's cinematography and Wasiq Khans's art design bring a sense of imminent peril into the plot. As though the characters were framed against a wall that separates humanity from doom.Hansal Mehta's films specially that underrated ode to Chinese actioners Chhal have always been created on the editing table. Bunty Negi cuts the material down to a stark minimum. The people who populate Woodstock Villa are crowded not by a supporting cast but their inner worlds which simmer to the surface in swirls of indignation. I specially loved the pre-titled ten minutes when Arbaaz Khan with his bagful of ransom money is tracked down by his wife's kidnapper.There's something about Mumbai under siege. Mehta holds the suspense at an arms (and ammunitions

) distance. An inherently violent film, Woodstock Villa doesn't have too much blood spilling on the expensive wooden floors. The ambience reeks of unchecked affluence where a wife takes off with a man who almost rapes her before he dumps her body in ravine where the slush and silence seem borrowed from Vikram Bhatt's Raaz. The two newcomers execute their immoral unscrupulous distraught parts with a confidence that imparts an edge of erotica to the relentless action. Arbaaz Khan has one really difficult sequence

where he has to break down at the end and bawl like a baby on the floor. Meena Kumari in Guru Dutt's Sahib Bibi Aur Ghulam had fallen to the floor with an anguished cry because her husband leaves her.Arbaaz's screen wife and his mistress have left him at the end. He's the loser in this tightly-knitted game of cat and mouse.And the 'hero' flies off with money that he didn't earn.Gee, what a wonderful world we've gifted to the coming generations.

Mallika says No to Flesh

It is not only the unit member but also the stars that religiously followed a vegetarian diet on the sets of Maan Gaye Mughal-E-Azam.It all started when Rahul, Paresh and Mallika learnt that producer Ratan Jain is vegetarian and did not like non-vegetarian dishes being ordered on the sets.The actors respected Jain's feelings and turned vegetarians themselves.When the unit members learnt about it, they cooperated too. Sanjay Chhel and Ratan Jain, who are strict vegetarians, still haven't got over the sensitivity that Rahul, Paresh and Mallika displayed by going vegetarian on the sets of Maan Gaye Mughal-E-Azam. So it was an all veg fest on the sets of Maan Gaye…! Hats off to... or should we say Maan Gaye Rahul, Mallika and Paresh!Do we see the PETA guys smiling happily after reading this piece of news? For sure!

Nikhil, Amrita & Harman, what's cooking

Nikhil Dwivedi who had been maintaining a low profile after the release of My Name Is Anthony Gonsalves was spotted with Harman Baweja and Amrita Rao at a suburban swanky Chinese restaurant. The threesome were spotted together having a ball of a time at the Chinese restaurant! One wondered what they were upto? Only if we could go close and overhear them it would have made a chatpata copy for sure a la a spicy Chinese dish!But a friend who was present there spills the beans and reveals that they were busy discussing the promos of Love Story 2050 that marks Harman's debut.The source also revealed that Amrita was heard raving about Nikhil and said that she considers Nikhil to be one of the most talented newcomers she has worked with so far.. Amrita also spoke highly about Harman and raved about the fantastic rapport she shared with him. (Amrita and Harman have been paired together for Victory)

Now Salman shows Blog ka Dum

Now Salman shows Blog ka Dum
After Aamir Khan and Amitabh Bachchan, it’s now Salman Khan who has started his own blog. Bollywood’s own naughty-baddy Sallu has jotted down some part of his true self and expressed his love towards his parents in his independent e-zone.The actor has written, “My mother reminisces that I wouldn't leave her finger even when I was sleeping. It anchored me in childhood. Being close to her, helped drive away the demons.Today, I wish to tell my mother that I still hold her unseen finger. It is nearness to her alone that sees me through all the rough times. My father tells me that I was mortally afraid of crossing the road.I would wait and wait and cross the road only when there was no traffic. Dad, I want you to know that even today, I do not cross the limits and boundaries of relationships."Where Amitabh is using his blog to promote his upcoming film Sarkar Raj, Aamir promoting Ghajini and even spreading his tear tattering news about his accidents, it is quiet evident that following the path of his fellow actors Salman, too, is using the medium of blog to promote his much hyped reality show 10 Ka Dum.

I don't think people want a good girl

I don't think people want a good girl
By Subhash K JhaIt was Sanjay Gupta's niece Neha Uberoi's 23rd birthday on Thursday. And she was getting a birthday gift no 23-year old could hope for. A startling launch in Woodstock Villa where she plays the complex role of a kidnapped lonely wife who develops a relationship with her kidnapper.Alas debut film's producer Sanjay Gupta and Sanjay Dutt.Obviously no one even remotely associated with Dutt's newly-launched production house showed up at the premiere on Thursday night.Neha's father Dharam Uberoi who used to work for Gupta's White Feather and is now closely associated with Dutt stayed away from the premiere. "There was no question of attending the premiere even if it was my daughter's big day. I've my entire life to devote to her happiness and career. Yes, I regret I couldn't be there for her. But I've moved on. I wish Mr Gupta all the best in life."Neha confused but excited tried to put up a brave face. "I don't even want to think about these things. I just want to concentrate on my premiere

night and my career. As far as Woodstock Villa is concerned I've no complaints.I got a launch any newcomer would die for. I play a kidnapped wife in my very first film. And I'm happy for the unconventional launch. I don't think the audience is interested in a new girl and boy holding hands and running across pristine meadows in slow motion. Not that my launch is entire unconventional. I've four songs in Woodstock Villa. And I've my father and Mr Sanjay Dutt's expertise in the business to guide me. So no regrets at all."Not even for the fact that her rather-attractive voice was dubbed in her debut? "Well…that is rather unfortunate. But being dubbed is not a new experience film for me.I've done two Telugu films where I couldn't speak my own lines. But I've dubbed for myself in my next film Hindi film EMI (which is produced by Suniel Shetty's Popcorn Entertainment) and in Soham Shah's Luck.I leave for South Africa to shoot for Luck with Imran Khan (Aamir's nephew). So I've a lot to look forward to."As for bringing in her 23rd birthday Neha was a good girl all the way. "I brought it in with my family and retired early because I knew I had a big long night the following day for my premiere."

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Songs

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Mere Baap Pehle Aap

1. Mere Baap Pehle Aap
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2. Ishq Subhan Allah
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3. Shamma Shamma
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4. Meine Ahawa Ke Paron Pe
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5. Jaana Hai Tujhko
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6. Meine Hara Ke Paron Pe - Part II
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7. Ishq Subhan Allah - Remix
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Haal-E-Dil

1.Haal-E-Dil - Part I
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2.Jeeta Hoon
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3. Aag Lage Aaj Kal De Fasion Nu
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4. Rang
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5. Oye Hoye
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6. Rani
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7. Khwahish
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8. Rang - Remix
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9. Haal-E-Dil - Part II
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Funny Sms

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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" By Zunera
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Love Sms

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again??
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If you fall in river there is a boat if you fall in well there is rope but if you fall in love there is no hope
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Love is Pure Love is Sure Love is sweet poison that Doctors can't cure
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I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
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our skin may grow wrinkled and old but the heart that is loyal shall never turn cold
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Though we are very far apart, but somehow I always feel you near my heart.
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Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it'scalled falling in love, because you don't forceyourself to fall, you just fall.
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I love to see you smileIn the lone summer of lightAnd hold you oh so closeUnderneath the stars at nightBut there is just one thingDarling through and throughForever I will cherishEvery moment with you.
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Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and received a text from you. Then, I smiled and said: "This makes me happy."
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When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.By sending this message not to offend you,but with a heart of caring.One last thing your gorgeous,and i think i can love you.Please respond, and have a wonderful day

Never leave the one you like for the one you love cuz the one u like will leave you for the one they love!!!!
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i know i accepti believei admiti m " 0 " zerobut this is not end. i want HER becoz without HER i m incomplete.HER + 0 = HERO
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i've written you on the page of my heart,reflected your face on the mirrors of my soul,displayed you in the gallaries of my eyes,this show how much i care...wow you are loved!
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Flowers will die,e sun will set. But u r ma love dat i wont 4get.. Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old.. Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!
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If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...
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I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!
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3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!
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To the whole world you are somebody....but to somebody you are the whole world
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I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope
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Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to walk by again??
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Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place
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You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the "E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever
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I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u
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Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!You Know Why?Bcoz.....You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.
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I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face, no one will ever take your place
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Eid Sms

Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARIK ho EID.
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Do you know the Meaning of EID?I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....Wish You...EID MUBARIK
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Sunhari Dhoop Barsat ke Bad, thodi Si Hasi Har Bat ke Bad, Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad."Happy Eid Mubarik"
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I wish a wish for u.the wish i wish for few.the wish i wish for u is that your all wishes come true so keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you. "Eid Mubarak"
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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik
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May the blessings of Allah fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarik
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Steps to do every Morning this year: Close ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms wide, feel ur heart beat n say: Here I’m, Oh God, embrace me n b my...
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May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friendzzzzzz & may it fill ur HEART wid...
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May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak!
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When the sun has set, and day is done- I'll break this chain, but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone! It's time for Eid...

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r...
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Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u
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Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u
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Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings LOT of HAppiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE.....
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No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik
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Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen. Eid Mubarak
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May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness, ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom, wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik
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SendinG U WarM WisheS ON "EID-UL-ZUHA AnD WishinG THAT, IT BringS Your WeY EveR JOYS AND Happiness. Remember me in ur prayers.
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As Allah waters HIS Creation, May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous blessings over you and your beloved ones.(Aameen).**EID MUBARAK**
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Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

The moon has been sightedThe samoosas are readyHere comes EID so just go steadyLots of dua's is all i requestand just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!"Eid Mubarak"
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zendagi ka her pal khusheyo se kam na hoap ka her din eid ke din se kam na hoassa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb hoeid mubarak
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Wish you a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe. Eid Mubarik !!
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May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarik
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Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me. Happy Eid Mubarik
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May this...Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,Eid bring God Endless Blessings,Eid bring fresh love...EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes
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Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.
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Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very Happy Eid Day
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Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished.
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Eid leka aati hai dher sari khusiyan,Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriyan,Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarokEisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARIK

My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-AZHA but also all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*
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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
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aao milaen k aaj EID ka din haimusarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din haigillay bhulaen, dilon ko saaf ab kar leinranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hai"EID MUBARIK"
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Wishing you all a very happy eid, and hoping that all the things you wish for will be yours throughout the year.Eid Mubarak!!
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Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.With chanda mama shinin up brightAnd blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.Shinin down on the earth wishin us "Happy eid". Eid Mubarak
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Tere Dimagh Mey Meri yaaad ko Panah Miljaye,Agar to Bhool Jaye Mujhey To Teri EID FANA hojaye
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Koi itna Chahye Tumhey to Batana,Koi Tumharey itney Naaz uthaaye to Batana,EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh day ga Tumsay,Koi Hamari tarah Kahey to Batana
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" Eid K Din "Aaj Roota huwa Ek Dost Bohat Yaad Aaya,Acha Guzra huwa Waqt Bohat Yaad Aaya,jo Mere Dard ko Seenay mey Chupa Leta tha,Aaj Jab Dard Huwa to Bohat Yaad Aaya..
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Har Shaks Apney Chand sey tha mahey GuftugoMey Chand Dhoondta raha aur Eid Hogayee
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mubarak naam he tera mubarak eid ho tuj ko jise tu dekhna chaheusi ki deed ho tuj koEiD MuBaRaK

May this year's Eid give u,All the happiness and,Joy of this world and,Hope that the blessing,Of the AL-Mighty be with u,****Eid Mubarik****
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A Little Act Of,***Kindness***Can Fill A Heart with ****Joy*******Eid Mubarik***
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May your Eid beFull of colorful gifts and joys ****Eid Mubarik****
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Some words can be left unsaid,some feeling can be left unexpressedBut person like U can never be left unremembered on this dayEID MUBARAK
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This day is a wishing time,A time for wishing you very special happiness with joy and good cheer, too,It's also time for wishing you lots of happiness that will be filled with all the finest things with your memory.EID MUBARAK
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All the bright and happy things that life can bring on your way are wished for you today.EID MUBARAK
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You are someone who deserves the best. So in this sms today is wished that your EID will be the best in every way. May all the beauty, contentment and cheer of EID be yours, And may it bring wonderful times to brighten your world.EID MUBARAK
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This day is for you to revel in joys and merry laughter.Gather wishes and blessings like a cluster of flower.May you be bestowed with treasures that will delight you beyond measure.Wish you a very happy EID.EID MUBARAK
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KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN,AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NA TARPANA,DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HAI,EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA
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TUHFA DUAON KA TUMHAIN PUHANCHAY MERA,SADA RAHAY TUMHARE GIRD KHUSHIYUN KA GHERA,MISARRATAIN EID KI TUMHAIN MUBARAK HON,TUMHARI ZEEST MAIN NA AYE KABHI GHUMON KA PHAIRA.

TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN,HASRAT HAI TUMHARI DEED KARAIN,TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN,KEHTAY HAIN EID KI AMAD HAI,TOU LOG BHI KUCH TAEID KARAIN,TUM AAO TO HUM BHI EID KARAIN.
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EID KAY CHAND KI MANIND HUWA HAI AB TO,HAYE WOH SHAKHS JO HAR ROZ MILA KARTA THA
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MILAY TUJHE NA DUKH ZINDAGI MAIN,PHOOL KI TARHAN TO MEHKAY KHUDA KARAY,ZINDA RAHAY NAAM ABAD TAK TERA,EID KI KHUSHIYAN TUJHE MUBARAK KHUDA KARAY.
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MANAO EID BAHARAY CHAMAN KO YAAD KARO,PAYAMAY SHOK KAY IK IK SUKHAN KO YAAD KARO,HUJUMAY SHOK SE FURSAT MILAY TO EHLAY WATAN,WATAN SE DOR KISI BE WATAN KO YAAD KARO.
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NAZAR KA CHAIN DIL KA SUROOR HOTAY HAIN,KUCH AISE LOG JAHAN MAIN ZAROOR HOTAY HAIN,SADA CHAMAKTA RAHAY UNKI EID KA TEHWAAR,QAREEB REH KAY BHI HUM SE JO DOR HOTAY HAIN.
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IS KI BAATON MAIN USKI YAADON MAIN,KAHIN MERA AKS BHI TO JHILMILATA HOGA,LAKH MASROOF REHTA HOGA APNE KAMON MAIN,WOH EID KA TEHWAAR TO MANATA HOGA.
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MERI ARZOUN KI TAMHEED TUM HOMERA CHAND TUM HO, MERI EID TUM HO
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With all the love an sms can hold, and happy wishes too.. This comes to say! May the Eid day be wonderful for you
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Na zuban se,Na nigahon se,Na dimagh se,Na rango se,Na greetings se,Na gift se,Aapko Eid Mubarak ho direct DIL se...
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May the noor of this month illuminate ur heart, mind and soul n may all ur duas be answered. Remember me in your prayers. EID MUBARAK

New Year Sms

Fresh Air....Fresh Idea....Fresh Talent....Fresh Energy....I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday,Marvellous Monday,Tasty Tuesday,Wonderful Wednesday,Thankful Thursday,Friendly Friday,Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new and better things for you,let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,Let it signify a year of courage and believes,Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2007 »
One Glass Water, One Glass Bear, Oh My Dear..... Happy New Year

No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday... Happy New Year

As We Bring This Year To An End And The New Year Begins. Let Us
Pray That It Will Be A Year With New Peace, New Understanding, New Happiness
And...

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new
dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple
pleasures &...

Steps to do every Morning this year: Close ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms wide, feel ur heart beat n say: Here I’m, Oh God, embrace me n b my...

Well come 2008 with open arms & pray to God for His Blessings. HAPPY NEW YEAR »
A Year Round Wish 4 U.12 Month Hapiness, 52 wks fun, 365 days Succes, 8,760 sec Good Health, 525,600 mins Good Luck, 31,536,000 sec Of Blessing. Happy New Year.

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,Let all ur Dreams be Clear,Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!